Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges over to his office. It ain't easy being the Big Boss of an ogreempire. He's got piles of paperwork to tackle, meetings with demanding investors, and the constant threat of pests.
To top it all off, he's gotta battle the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just staying in his swamp with a good bowl of gunk, but duty calls. He grumbles and throws on his business suit. Another day, another dollar.
Swamp Thing Corporate: They Know
Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.
- We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
- It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
- Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.
Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.
Swamp Life > Nine to Five
Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's office job . Out here in the wetlands, life moves at a different pace . You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to hear the birds sing. No deadlines out here. Just the chirping crickets and the soft sunlight. It's a good life , ya know? One you can't find in no city slicker hustle .
My Overlord is Farquaad Send Help
This sucks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I asked for a raise once, and let me tell you, it was a horrible experience. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening shrek 2 to turn me into an ogre.
I just need a way out of this. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.
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* I'm certain he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.
* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.
* Please, someone, send help!
Full Time Ogre, Part Time Meme Lord
He's a real savage, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes being an ogre. When he's not rocking his massive club, you can catch him scrolling through Reddit. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a troll.
- His memes are legendary
- He lives for the likes
- Beware of his rage
Gatorfest Guaranteed
Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real mess. We're lookin' at heavy rain all weekend long with conditions in the low 90s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra repellent and a raincoat. It might even be good for gettin' that crocodile watchin' in.